Books and Biscuits

I'm glad the cold weather has returned. It's not that I don't like it when it's sunny and warm, but it's just not normal for this time of year, is it?

And who was the clever soul who gave a deck of tarot cards to the Giant Squid? I could swear I saw it playing Solitaire not half an hour ago.

Way to go Gwenog Jones!

On a different note, I've noticed a lot of Slytherins standing around the dungeons just now, grumbling, groaning and looking generally irritated. Is there anything the rest of us should know about?

Hexed Private:
I'M FREE! FREE FREE FREE FREE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Take that, Harper.

Oh look, pigeons.

( Hexed Private. )

Good luck to both teams. And hopefully when it's time for a match with Slythe no wait, Spinks is a decent human being unlike certain of his teammates. Let's not wish ill upon them all just because Harper is a ARGHHH

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's Su, the amazing Omelet Girl!

Private:

aaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiioooooooooouuuuuuuuuu
Mary had a little lamb and I'll have some pie, please
Su Li Su Li Su Li Su Li
raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red, than her lips red:
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damasked, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound:
I grant I never saw a goddess go,
My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground:
And yet by heaven, I think my love as rare,
As any she belied with false compare.
/private

Good news, everybody:
No more dicto-quills for me!

( About Su... )